Me:
whats up
God:
Same old.
Me:
what the .. ?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
do you have artificial intelligence ?
God:
I am completely artificial.
Me:
what are you doing all day
God:
Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me:
how is doing Saint peter?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
jesus is dead?
God:
Did you go to Catholic school?
-lol
Me:
when will I die ?
God:
You could check out the actuarial
tables at Deathclock.com.
Me:
have you ever go afk?
God:
I think I have go afk, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
how much memory ram do you have?
God:
My current memory utilization is